Pregnancy Dreams

I wanted to write down some dreams I have been having because they're crazy and it just so happens I had weird dreams prior to pregnancy so now my dreams are just wrecked. Half the time I cannot even put them to words.

1. I was at the in-laws house with my mom for some weird reason. My mother in law and sister in law were ordering pizza from Dominoes and for some reason the guy took to long to deliver it. So my mother in law called Dominoes and told them where to shove their pizza and made this weird assortment of foods. We all sit down and my sister in law turns into my cousin and everyone at the table takes all of the meat and I'm left with literally mashed potatoes. I got so pissed off because I was like wow, way to be fat and not even give the pregnant woman protein. So my mom was in the other room on the computer and I walk in and tell her that I'm mad and leaving. Then the dream morphs into me walking down the street to my Leelish's house. Leelish is the grandmother that just passed away. Well, I walk in and my Aunt Mabel (also passed) is sitting in the living room with her granddaughter sitting on the couch with her. Her granddaughter's son is playing in the living room and they're all kind of talking with my family. And I'm sitting there asking everyone who this woman is because it cannot possibly be Aunt Mabel because she's supposed to be dead! And no one would listen. Then these "neighbors" who I have no idea who they are come into the house to visit. I go into the kitchen and my other grandfather is standing there holding sloppy joes for me. And although I was hungry and mad, I hate sloppy joes. This is all I remember of that dream.

2. Ashley and I are visiting an Aquarium together. Weird fact is the aquarium exhibits keep breaking and we keep helping them save the fish and build these new exhibits out of cardboard and plastic to hold the fish. Then this lady comes up talking about her daughter swimming and Ashley starts going off because she's the world's best swimmer and I'm like, Ashley shut up no you are not. You never swam professionally. Then there is this contest that we enter and lose because we had apparently been drinking a beer throughout the competition so we have to go wait in this class room where Jessica, Angela, and Kirsten are waiting. For some reason the five of us decide to go watch some other form of competition, but me and Kirsten need to go to the bathroom. While we're in there this guy comes in because the men's room is broken and he starts trying to pick Kirsten up. And of course, she is denying him but then he kisses her! And I'm sitting in my stall like WHAT IS HAPPENING? So, we head back and Kirsten brings this hideous fat guy who has an Irish accent (because apparently we're abroad) and who cusses all the time. And everyone is looking at her like "What is wrong with you?" But she is convinced that they're meant to be. Then it dawns on me that she only thinks that because they shared a kiss. So I turn to Jessica who is sitting next to me and tell her that if we kiss it will show Kirsten that kissing isn't that big of a deal and she wont think that her and this guy are meant to be because clearly they are not. So Jessica, understanding my logic, agrees and we kiss each other in front of Kirsten to prove that it's not a big deal. This is logical in Kirsten's mind and she ditches the guy. Then Jessica decides to show us this Javolans (spelling?)that she got and she's really mad because Tommy broke one. She picks it up and throws it magically into this mountain really far away, but it doesn't stick because of Tommy breaking it. So we set off on this quest to replace said Javolan and on the way I explain to Ashley and Angela the logic behind me and Jessica's kiss. We come upon a pier and this shallow river that we need to cross, but it's being guarded by a black dog who wont let us near the edge. It took some coaxing, but we got the dog to like us and began to walk across when I woke up.